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jaeda barton

is the hottest prettyest girl in the world she is the nicest and the pretteist NOT goth or a snickerlickerthe kewlist emo ever
... jaeda barton is pretty lol
by sammi her bitch lol October 24, 2008
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Bartophilia

The process of strolling of a Ramblas, walkplatz, or pedestrian only area and having low rent prostitutes grab your balls front of your wives or girlfriends.
Man we left the club with Shayna and Starr and these two hookers latched onto my unit. It was the worst bartophilia attack ever!
by sbaines April 28, 2009
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bartoncoop

1. The act of the wife gargling her husbands balls.

2. When a super gorgeous man and a woman become partners.

3. The flow of blood to the penis when a man finds 'the one'
1. Hey Burt, you will never guess what Norma did last night.. She only went and bartoncoop'd my bloody balls.

2. You guys guess what!! Even after the controversial naked jenga game and the peanut incident at malcolms gaff last week, me and candice are proper going out with each other. I'm well chuffed.

3. God damn last night was another level.. I met this majorly hot chick, i think shes 'the one'. Why do you think shes the one reggie? Well like i say shes mega hot and I had a serious bartoncoop in my pants all night. I actually had to dip my old boy in some aloe vera when i got in, that bartoncoop really took it out of me man!
by rogermalkovich May 2, 2011
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Bartosh

An immensely attractive 10th Doctor lookalike, but I repeat myself.
I just want to molest him, he's so Bartosh.
by doctor_who November 14, 2011
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Bartonning

Being inconvenient toward others ; generally being in the way of others
Dude Max was Bartonning the shit out of everyone's way on the van
by Flaresplitz2 July 5, 2015
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bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily
by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017
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Barton

A man who likes to have big NUTS
Barton And The Big Nut
by Mooshi_ May 30, 2018
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