Baptor

A Baptor in Raptor Pastor clothing.

A Baptor delivering C.D.T. (Consciously directed thought) to his community Church members at large, while host-Gatored by a Nephinal 'Loosh' eating; behind the veil; old-world; dream-world; real-world parasite. Either with conscious linear time constructs operated through favorite hypnosis trigger objects like Bibles, or operated thought cut down with good old basic "just copying what The London Seminaries taught me cause my ministering and vocal expression is severely cut short due to being a denominational New World Order Sell-Out.

A Pastor bravely fights his inner Baptor against the raptors of the Matrix peacefully by saying, "Agent Smith, I now know you and your Cern Southern Antarctic ice-slices, are responsible for the really weird and strange 2019 Quantum Bible Effect, Oh break a mirror, Now Matrix is in the Bible? Police! Can we just hug and makeup? Afterall Jups was in Libra for the past year; Agent Smith haven't we learned anything about increasing truce?

Baptor ministered his Mothers-Day sermon to the bubbling community: like a hungry athletic Wolf.

by creativeflame December 30, 2018

Bathtubber

When you take a shit so messy, that you have to turn on the bathtub to clean off.

Friend 1: Hey, we’re gonna be late! Hurry up in there!

Friend 2: Sorry bro, I just took a bathtubber. Looks like it’s gonna be a while.

by yourboybd October 2, 2019

bathtub barracuda

when an uncircumcised person pulls back their foreskin and their smegma floats around in the bathtub

I went to take a bath yesterday but someone left their bathtub barracudas

by CrackheadTeapot November 30, 2019

Baptismal rape

Baptism performed without recipients consent

My girlfriend thought it was weird so she got ordained and last time we camped she pushed me in the water and performed baptismal rape.

by Brownchickenbrowncow December 25, 2019

Baptista

Simply the best
I fkn hate you because I fkn love you
thank you.

Baptista is the best

by Gabriella0380 December 29, 2019

Baptap

A wholesome, awesome human being

Hey did you hear about that person, baptap?

by ?.unknown.? April 16, 2020

Bathtub Baby

A person who did not receive enough oxygen during birth as a result of being born under water in a bathtub, this causes brain damage making the person incompetent all aspects of life,

Dude did you see Gary fucked up that email again?

Yeah man, hes a fucking bathtub baby.

by lunchlizzard617 November 30, 2020