Also known as a "big, freaking brick wall of steel", Bachelorism refers to the state of being single and desperately needing to get married. The word originated from the YouTube documentary titled "Muslim Bachelorism" in which a Muslim-American youth struggles for companionship.
"I feel like my life is this road, and there's this big, freaking, brick-wall of steel, and it's called bachelorism."
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Get the bacterial relationship destroyer mug.n. Bacteriophilia: The sexual arousal to bacterial sexual intercourse, or other such erotic events.
n2. Bacteriophile: One who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick bastards with questionable fetishes.
adj. Bacteriophiliatic: Of or relating to bacteriophilia.
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Just remember: Rule 34.
There's most likely bacteria porn on the internet now, if it hasn't been made already.
n2. Bacteriophile: One who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick bastards with questionable fetishes.
adj. Bacteriophiliatic: Of or relating to bacteriophilia.
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Just remember: Rule 34.
There's most likely bacteria porn on the internet now, if it hasn't been made already.
Guy 1: "Dude, check this shit out!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, shit! Where'd you find this shit?!"
Guy 1: "Don'cha know?! It's the new trend!"
Guy 2: "Bacteriophilia is SOOOO much hawter than blond girls with big boobs!"
Guy 1: "IKR?"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, look at this... Here comes the bacteriophage... Virualosity is SOOO not cool, man. Not cool"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let's gtfo before mom catches us"
Guy 2: "Whoa, shit! Where'd you find this shit?!"
Guy 1: "Don'cha know?! It's the new trend!"
Guy 2: "Bacteriophilia is SOOOO much hawter than blond girls with big boobs!"
Guy 1: "IKR?"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, look at this... Here comes the bacteriophage... Virualosity is SOOO not cool, man. Not cool"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let's gtfo before mom catches us"
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Toxic Bachelorettes come in all shapes, sizes, and socioeconomic backgrounds, but share a common trait of wasting their prime mating years in a futile relationship with a guy they chose for the wrong reasons. (E.g., "I only date someone who uses colorful toothpaste, or answers his phone with 'Ciao'.")
Most of these toxic bachelorettes are fueled by pre-menopausal hormonal imbalances, and hate men in their age-group while constantly seeking affection from far younger men.
Toxic Bachelorettes come in all shapes, sizes, and socioeconomic backgrounds, but share a common trait of wasting their prime mating years in a futile relationship with a guy they chose for the wrong reasons. (E.g., "I only date someone who uses colorful toothpaste, or answers his phone with 'Ciao'.")
Most of these toxic bachelorettes are fueled by pre-menopausal hormonal imbalances, and hate men in their age-group while constantly seeking affection from far younger men.
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