Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018

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Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023

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Backwards Philosophy

Being backwards in philosophy is using the most vulgar, insane, terrorizing, antagonizing, and grotesque methods possible or employable in order to establish oneself.

I was using backwards philosophy in direction when I started attacking the helpless while at war.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

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Backwards Betty

To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.

"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"

by Megaross August 27, 2014

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