baching

<v> Picking up members of the opposite sex when your significant other is out of town; short for bachelor; behaving as a bachelor when you are not actually one.

I'm going to be baching it this weekend, wanna hook up?

by A girl May 19, 2003

CONFIRMED BACHELOR

i am a confirmed bachelor (though not gay) as one might think-however what could be classed as alternative type.

geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the cock tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.

by A confimed bachelor! July 21, 2004

bachness monster

Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.

"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"

by Steve Bach February 13, 2008

Bachooooooo

V. The act of yelling "BACHOOO" when you kick somebody in the face. (Taekwondo)

N. The double meaning of bacho is "jizz"

Examples:
V. 1. son! he just got bacho-ed right in the face!

2. *kick *kick "Bachooooooo"

3. Im going to bacho you.

N. 1. "uh i just spilled water all over my shirt"

(everyone else) "BACHOOO"

2. Because i have pop splashed on my shirt it looks like someone bachoo-ed on me.

by Timothy Tim January 6, 2010

bachlorette party

A party meant to be WOMEN and ONLY women!
Absolutely NO men are allowed to attend this function throughtout the entirety of this event.

People to attend a bachlorette party are, the bride, bridesmaid, and any other female guests who want to endure in a thrilling, penisless experience. (except for those plastic ones you put around your neck).

by The Voice Has Spoken September 18, 2008

bacheloritis

A single straight adult male who lives alone and makes very minimal effort or no effort to cook and/or clean.

My brother always goes out to eat, and his apartment has a 2-inch-thick layer of dust on everything. He definitely suffers from bacheloritis.

by averycopeland December 12, 2013

Bachi bouzouq

This expression is the best ever becaus et it's french expression say "you're an asshole/idiot"

Tintin: Hello Adock do you want cookies?
Milou: Wouf Wouf

Captain Adock: Go away bachi bouzouq

by Je suis un Kiri June 8, 2015