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bobs evacuation 

When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"
Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.
bobs evacuation by Davis1326 July 15, 2017

squee bomb 

When someone's excitement level has built to the point they explode with loud squeals of joy.
Man, I know he was waiting for the new season of "Lost" but did he have to turn into such a squee bomb when it aired last night?
squee bomb by mattydean January 29, 2009

Joggo Bomb 

A rolled up piece of fruit leather (Fruit Roll Up, Fruit By The Foot, etc.) tightly compacted into a small sphere, typically inserted into the mouth whole.
I'll trade you my shark bites for that Joggo Bomb!
Joggo Bomb by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

Christmas Bomb 

When someone wraps anothers present in an obscene amount of layers of wrapping paper or other wrapping material, and forms a ball like shape.
Guy 1: Woah man this wrapping never ends!
Guy 2: You've been Christmas Bombed.
Christmas Bomb by Jay-Tee069 December 8, 2009

steeze bomb

a person or trick that has so much steeze (style & ease) that its almost unbearable. generally used in snowboarding, skiing and skating.
That 540 misty was a steeze bomb!

Did you see that steeze bomb just 270 to front board that handrail?!?
steeze bomb by forum4yb January 16, 2010

cage bomb 

In baseball: To hit a baseball in a batting cage that would have likely been a homerun on a regular size baseball field.
"Man, that was a cage bomb!"
cage bomb by mousley January 30, 2010