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Small Dick Appreciation Day

April 18th

Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.
by RealLifeDawg56 April 18, 2022
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Applecake

Some nerd that likes programming in Minecraft or somethin, idk
Hey Applecake, when is dodgebolt gonna be finished?
by weaselpog March 6, 2021
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apprentice

A shit fed, beer cooled journeyman operated device. Can be used for haulin, tuggin, luggin, or any other unjourneyman like task. Can be found at the bottom of the ocean with another sub species of it's type otherwise known as wale shit.
"Go get an apprentice to dig that ditch."

"We need an apprentice to clean up this tool room it's a mess."
by dadsalt May 13, 2008
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Apprehenscious

1- The act of apprehension.
2 - Full of apprehension.
I have a final exam today and I'm all apprehenscious.
by Enigmatic.halo December 3, 2009
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applecart

an extremely stupid, or foolish person.
Look at Jeff! He is such a friggin Applecart!
by Ed the head June 30, 2005
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Appreciation Society

A club made for a person whom the creators feel sorry for.
By classing it as 'appreciation' rather than lust the homoerotic nature of the club is ignore and thus is seen normal.
The 'appreciated' member is usually the only one that carries on the club after a while to keep up the appearance of being wanted.
Jack: Are you part of the George Bush Appreciation Society?
Dave: No man... who made that club?
Jack: Bin Laden I think...
by Simon Young March 22, 2008
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Applecore

A person who thinks Apple is the creme de la creme when it comes to computers, software, and personal electronics. Most do not, in fact, know anything about any of those, but will nonetheless insist that Apple products are always superior with the fervor of a Fundamentalist protesting a pride parade.

See also: applefag, appletard, iTard, applectomy
OP: Why should I care about the iPad, exactly? It has much lower specs than tablet PCs in the same price range, it can't be used for gaming or drawing, and it's just a big iPhone minus the ability to take pictures or make calls.
First: Inb4 Applecores.
Second: OP is an idiot. The iPad is the most amazing thing ever...(tl;dr)
by Robian April 17, 2010
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