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5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food
Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.
by lordfusty January 1, 2009
mugGet the 5-Alarm Regretmug.

fire alarm sex

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.
by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024
mugGet the fire alarm sexmug.

false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.
Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.
by sdletsdance October 26, 2012
mugGet the false alarmmug.

3 alarm fire

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)
The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.
by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010
mugGet the 3 alarm firemug.

Glizzy Alarm Clock

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.
by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022
mugGet the Glizzy Alarm Clockmug.

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
mugGet the Alarm clockmug.

bs alarm

It´s the exact moment you realize someone is bullshitting you big time.
When Jane was telling me that unbelievable story about her sister , my bs alarm went off.
by Mar das Cuxinhas September 12, 2016
mugGet the bs alarmmug.

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