Adult

Scented candles and tax evasion

You know your an adult when your lighting scented candles and commiting tax evasion

by Ilumihardy November 9, 2021

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Adult Fun Dip

Dipping your cigarettes in cocaine

"Man, I just don't get the same buzz of cigarettes that I used to."
"Try adult fun dip. You're addicted anyways."

by Italian_Stallion_97 November 14, 2021

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Adult Life Crisis

Teenager turning into an adult and not knowing what they want to do with their life before, during, or after college.

She was going through an Adult Life Crisis during her first couple of years during College.

by WonderWoman01 September 17, 2021

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Adulting

When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married and buys a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic

Person A: "my younger cousin is ahead of me in every major life milestone"

Person B: "holy shit, that dude is adulting hard"

by Cbum1898 July 20, 2021

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adult sour patches

fake plastic boobs

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym

by 420thedream August 16, 2021

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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2013

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