Attention Whore

A label given to anyone who craves so much attention they steal it from others. for example CATS

OMG, Ainsley, you are such a fucking attention whore

by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018

Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

ATTENTION DEFICIT METH DISORDER (ADMD)

Methamphetamine induced state that causes an inability to maintain focus or attention for more than a few seconds to minutes at a time.

Yo man, you need to lay off the shit because your attention deficit meth disorder (ADMD) is annoying as hell, fool.

by 1 Antinome November 8, 2018

Pay attention to my experience

I have an untreated attention deficit disorder you fucking clown what the fuck are you talking about?

Hym "And have suffered greatly because of it. I can't just 'pay attention to my experience.' You idiot's don't understand AT ALL how ADD works, you're contradicting all of the ADD psychiatrists in trying to promote this naturalist anti-medication bullshit. You heard to me say 'similar to cocaine.' And youre malformed, inferior minds are stuck on 'cocaine bad.' 'cocaine bad. addiction bad.' 'add lazy- oh wait he created A.I. and IS BETTER INHERENTLY than me.' It's pathetic that they are letting you co-opt the psychological enterprise like this and the fact that it's directly associated with the Godkin-filth is what's truly disgusting about it because YOU KNOW the only thing they will ever care about is having dominion over the minds and wills of everyone who exists. It isn't better. You just ignore all the bad parts take credit for all the good parts. That's all it is. That's all your religion is. The entire thing is that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Attention seeking

Someone who has too much time on their hands so they decide to talk about them or do dumb shit to get people to look at them or talk about them, usually named Kiever, typically with 0-2 friends. They are willing to do everything for attention, like ruin friendships, spread rumors, start tantrums, post depressing Instagram stories and Tiktoks, etc.

These attention seekers are normally fat, hoeless, hideous, antisocial fatherless children.

Person 1: Kiever is soy annoying, he always wants to start problems.
Person 2: Ikr, he's always Attention seeking.

by Loco9888 November 28, 2021

attention-whoring

An adjective used to describe a person performing a pathetic act that is purely done in order to gain attention. The people that attention whore are typically lowlifes, who use sites such as Youtube as their whoring grounds.

''Jimmy posted a comment on Youtube saying that his dog had died. What an attention-whoring douchebag.''
''Tifanny intentionally dropped a tampon in class like the attention-whoring slut she is.''
''It's sad that you tried to commit suicide, but this is Youtube. Get your attention-whoring ass out of here!''

by mkpk May 31, 2018

Attention whore

The 30-40 year old woman who gets drunk in a small-town bar and starts twerking to get the attention of the 5-7 guys in the bar. It's ridiculous and saaad.

salad., what an attention whore, she's just gross!

by HOTONE45 September 9, 2022