The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.
Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."
Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."
Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."
by suitonhim May 1, 2014

by Beaner8675 October 5, 2011

by Kellychan October 7, 2004

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.
Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??
Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT
Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions
Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT
Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions
by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018

The go to statement Jeep owners use when they can't provide an explanation for their shoddy modifications, constant mechanical failures, lack of driving ability, etc... A truly misguided "they hate us because they ain't us" mentality.
Jeep lifts left front wheel off ground making a right turn into the parking lot.
Guy: "You ever thought of attaching your sway bar links when you're just driving around? You look like you're gonna roll every time you turn.'
Jeep Owner: "It's a Jeep thing, you probably wouldn't understand."
Guy: "You ever thought of attaching your sway bar links when you're just driving around? You look like you're gonna roll every time you turn.'
Jeep Owner: "It's a Jeep thing, you probably wouldn't understand."
by DCShred96 May 17, 2020

Helen...What in the Fuck was "That Finger Thing" you did....Holly Shit.....It was like a multi-dimensional orgasm! I have never had anyone do that to me!....Really I'm not kidding!
Mark...Thanks!
Mark...Thanks!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

by LamarcGasoldridge March 10, 2017
