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Here's the thing,

The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.
Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."

Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."
by suitonhim May 1, 2014
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Man Things

The act of doing manly things.
Hey did you see Roach and Relo build that shed? Hell yeah, man things!
by Beaner8675 October 5, 2011
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Butt thing

An endearing word used in regards to homosexual males
Mama, the butt things are here again!
by Kellychan October 7, 2004
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The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.
Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions
by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018
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It's a Jeep Thing

The go to statement Jeep owners use when they can't provide an explanation for their shoddy modifications, constant mechanical failures, lack of driving ability, etc... A truly misguided "they hate us because they ain't us" mentality.
Jeep lifts left front wheel off ground making a right turn into the parking lot.

Guy: "You ever thought of attaching your sway bar links when you're just driving around? You look like you're gonna roll every time you turn.'

Jeep Owner: "It's a Jeep thing, you probably wouldn't understand."
by DCShred96 May 17, 2020
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That Finger Thing

"That Finger Thing" describes the act of massaging a women's "G" spot during oral sex.
Helen...What in the Fuck was "That Finger Thing" you did....Holly Shit.....It was like a multi-dimensional orgasm! I have never had anyone do that to me!....Really I'm not kidding!

Mark...Thanks!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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Things tough

- a Bahamian term, used as a way to expresses misfortune

Pronunciation : tings tough
"Things tough for real dread. I might have to start looking for a new job."
by LamarcGasoldridge March 10, 2017
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