cow ass

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.

can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.

by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020

Wablamy Cow

Wablamy Man's cow.

Wablamy Man ate Wablamy Cow.

by THE ASIAN JESUS March 1, 2019

Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.

The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.

by theblackthunder September 12, 2014

Liquid Cow

Milk

Got Liquid Cow?

by Sorenteen November 21, 2011

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017

Club Cow

Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.

Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.

by HowMuchForTheRibs May 24, 2022

titty cow

Slang for big breasted females.

"Damn, That Girl Is a titty cow!"

by WhereIsMo November 12, 2017