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Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
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A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.
The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....
by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019
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sausage bender

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
by Sons of Sausage August 9, 2017
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Bender neutral

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters
I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.
by Monoculi February 13, 2023
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Bender

En medlem av 9d
”Varje person i klassen 9D var en bender, tur att de gått ut!”
by Zuzipussy February 26, 2020
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handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!
by drummer0 August 5, 2014
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Steven Bender

A hockey player that bends his ankles very severely when he skates.
Your'e literal Steven Bender M8.
by Literal Uaj November 3, 2016
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