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Nolan

A person who gets exceptional grades but lacks in the common sense department. Also Known as a PR(professional retard) and/or CDA(Certified Dumbass). Probably plays basketball and is great at shooting 3s but average to below average at literally anything else.
Nolan, tf were u thinking? Ur GPA is literally 4.0, do better
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Wow, Nolan’s such a bitchass potato looking half sender
by Summer h :) May 11, 2018
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Nolan, Nolan is a fucking retard
bro that boy is a nolan asf
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Nolan

Someone that is highly submissive towards women and dates any girl he sees. He is usually assertive when it comes to his irrational d vision making therefore he is closed minded and is ignorant. Also, when he is in a relationship he mainly ignores his girlfriend and instead hangs out with other girls but to “keep it safe” he occasionally goes over to his girlfriend and when he does he does a try hard thing that supposedly is romantic when in reality it’s just something to do to make the obvious seem hidden.
Yo remember when Nolan dated like five girls within a month

In my philosophy Nolan is defined as a simp; he is constantly doing anything for girls that he sees to get their attention, and then when it comes to actually dating, he disregards the girl he was originally being submissive to.
by JustinSteve December 3, 2018
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Nolan

A straight-up rapist. He is kinda funny but very creepy sometimes.. Bet he looks up rapist memes... At least he is funny and a nice friend to hand around with! If you ever see him, slap him on the back, a nice welcoming.
Nolan: Hi guys, school again.
Me: EVERYBODY RUNN, HIDE, EWWWWWWWW!!
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