Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

Long dick frosted bugar bender

A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.

The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....

by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019

Bender November

The 30-day long bender after Sober October

"Sober October is almost over! Bender November is just around the corner!"

by Epson WorkForce Pro WF-4720 October 30, 2023

tribute bender

When a friend o.d.'s you go on a Tribute Bender to honor them.

Yeah man, Tommy OD'd, so I got us some junk for a tribute bender.

by Weaseltits November 30, 2013

Bender

Someone who is a loser and is still a frigid or just gay

Yer man there is a right bender

by Dani’s May 15, 2018

Bendering

The act of getting as completed buckled as humanly possible for as long as possible, usually involves drinking, drugs, bad hook ups and matching tattoos

Person 1: Has anyone seen Tabby & Ophelia this morning

Person 2: I doubt they’ll be showing up any time today, they were bendering through from Friday

Person 1: oh my, they need to take a day off

by queenjavs June 28, 2019

The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
The ability to launch air biscuits around corners to:
A: Allow the receiving party to smell/taste them
B: Blame it on them

Man The Last Airbiscuit Bender proper put me on the spot, I thought they went extinct a 1000 years ago?

by anonymous March 12, 2024