A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014

by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019

Hey bro, I've been up for 3 days, been on a bird bender.
I was up with the birds again this morning, been on a bird bender.
I was up with the birds again this morning, been on a bird bender.
by anonymous June 10, 2021

by acquaintance pg January 11, 2018

by Daniel Allen Bitches August 21, 2016

Bender bus is used when you and your friends decide to do a bender together. You can either start together or you can decide to start later
by C-Dizzle04 March 15, 2024

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam
"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "
by anonymous December 30, 2020
