Zachary Massey

600 Lbs male typically seen as an "old head", "Boomer", Goes -7 on COD and blames it on audio bugs. Known most for "i'll be right back i'm going to go let my dogs out" and "i'm going to be gaming all night" (gets off 8pm at the latest)

"Man, that Jason kid is acting like a real ZACHARY MASSEY right now by getting off so early"
"Has anyone heard from Rob lately? I haven't seen him in weeks hes really being a ZACHARY MASSEY right now"

by Nonamesportsbar December 8, 2019

Zach

absolutly almost perfect. he has the best looks in the entire world. he is so hot and adorable all at the same time. he bri gs joy to almost anyone and can make anyone smile. he is the classclown and very funny. he is very sporty and has a great body.although he has all these perfect atributes he can be very flirty to other girls when he says he likes you. he lies about important things sometimes put he is trustworthy when it comes to secrets. he is very relatable and can always comfort you and make you laugh when you feel like you cant.

I rly like Zach

by skarterw December 12, 2019

Zachary

A rat.

Oh god Zachary is here

by Ewwwkjhbbkkk February 4, 2020

zacheypoo

A retard with really bad scoliosis

Nate: hey do you see that zacheypoo

John: yeah what a retard

Nate: what a broke back mofo

by Faraam Knight April 27, 2020

Zach Villa

Love him

Hey did anyone Else love Zach villa on AHS 1984?!

by Jeffpffisterspitinmymouthpls March 28, 2021

Zesty Zach

N. Having, or pertaining to being a spicy boy with the name of Zach.
V. A boy with the name of Zach being so spicy (zesty) that everyone who is around him, mouths water.

Girl 1- Oh man have you seen zach today??
Girl 2- Boy oh boy that boy is sure looking Zesty!
Girl 3- Oh how I love Zesty Zach

by Manley Norris Zach January 20, 2009

Zach

A very nice and caring man, who is always here for you, and to cheer you up. A man who lives too far from me unfortunately. A cute american guy.

Zach is my soul mate

by Camzille August 14, 2011