Your Mom

She goes to college.

Your mom goes to college!

by ldkick July 6, 2011

Your mom

Something all 5th graders say at least 754683 times every minute.

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by FatAlcoholicYoda June 16, 2020

Your mom

A nice lady.

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!

by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014

your mom

a very cheering up joke used whereever

"ay what you do in science class yesterday?"

"your mom"

"*sighs*"

by your mom for reals November 4, 2009

your mom

an answer every teenage guy gives from gr 9 on to gr 10 to any question or insult

Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.

note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase

by CapPatrat December 28, 2005

Your Mom

The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else.

Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.

by My name is Neo. December 19, 2004

your mom

A term commonly used by computer and game techies as a type of insult very loosely used. It consists of a statement turned into a suggestive insult by simply adding You *insert phrase here* your mom. This insult can be thrown back and forth with different objects of the insult with the same phrase.

Dude number one: I was looking at the clock earlier...
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.

by Pixxiespaz January 21, 2006