Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.

SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.

by sho9 May 11, 2011

wipeless wonder

The rare occasion in which you barely have to wipe your ass after shitting.

Dude, I just had a wipeless wonder. I took a shit and only had to wipe like once.

by twonathon January 25, 2018

Golden Wonder

A blow job given whilst the fallator has a mouth full of crisps.

“Here, I got a bangin Golden Wonder off of Big Shazza last night.”
“Aw cool, what flavour?”
“Salt and vinegar, mate.”
“Oooft that sounds stingy.”
“Aye, it was class.”

by Big Shazza March 17, 2021

Vortex of wonder

vortex of wonder
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about

Dude, my mind is a vortex of wonder...

by Blast-08 October 22, 2008

5 crown wonder

When you visit the toilet and leave it with 5 horrible things that came out of your body:
1. Solid shit
2. Liquid shut
3. Piss
4. Semen
5. Blood

Dude, my stomach was hurting the other day, and I had a 5 crown wonder.

by 3prongattacker November 11, 2015

Small Dick Wonder

Maddox... just Maddox.

"Oh look who's calling, Small Dick Wonder"

by Big-Raider03 July 12, 2022

wonder showzen

a very funny mtv2 show. they call it "kids show" but clearly, IT IS NOT FOR KIDS!!!!!

Kids show,
Kids show,
Oh good lord its the kids show.
Kids show,
Kids show,
Change the channel for kids.....

by kowatternathumathatten April 29, 2005