Wrestling

little gay boys rolling around balls to balls on a rubber mat in order to determine who’s penis is larger even though they can already see it through those goofy little uniforms
essentially an excuse to dry hump men in the name of athletics

“Look that guy is on the wrestling team… he’s probably never seen a boob in his whole life…”

by Wrestling Hater May 16, 2022

midnight wrestling

;) Euphemism ;)

Did your pulse go up because you were midnight wrestling last night? ;) ;)

by The Midnight Wrestler June 1, 2022

All Cock Wrestling

All Cock Wrestling is an E-Fed owned by Jay Khan that primary focuses on realism. The current world champion is Bozzy.

P1: I love All Cock Wrestling
P2: Stfu

by markjabroni April 9, 2022

Wrestling

Wrestling is what you say your doing if your having sex and your kid walks in

Kid:”Mommy, Daddy? What are you doing?
Dad:”Uuuuuh, were just wrestling.
Kid:” Can I wrestle with you and mommy?”
Dad: “Not right now, this is uh.. adult wrestling.”

by MidgetMinerSixtyNiner October 25, 2019

Folk-Style Wrestling

Hardest thing you´ll do in your life you will puke and run laps it is full of sweaty unsanitary bois so you will most likely get a disease if you dont do good drop down and give me 50 pushups

Folk-style wrestling is impossible!

by Thatonerat1e342132 January 21, 2021

Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.

The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!

by DuckDB February 23, 2021

E-MAIL WRESTLING

When you run an AD on a SEX SITE and it never comes to FRUITION.

The object of E-MAIL WRESTLING like sports wrestlers is BURN your opponent on the SEXUAL ACT they desire , as PIN them to the MAT and drop out being basking in all the glory with self masturbation.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 4, 2021