Wreck the hoose juice

In Scotland it's Magners irish cider that gets you absolutely totally drunk that you fall over, drop stuff, be sick and wee everywhere except the toilet,therefore "Wreck the hoose!"

"Ah'm gonnae be steamin the night on wreck the hoose juice!"

by Peter Strang March 19, 2008

My Dixy Wreck

-Same as saying "I have a raging huge boner".

Mike-"My Dixy Wreck what is that"
Dave-"Your gay"
Mike-"what?"
Dave-"Why is your dick erect"

by FlyingDutchmen69 January 27, 2010

Wreck up from the neck up

A girl or woman with a nice, toned body but a really nasty face.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Fergie are definitely examples of a wreck up from the neck up!

by Awesomestperson May 23, 2008

i came in like a wrecking ball

A sentence used to show the destruction of property, people and/or brain cells

Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!

Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....

by cattaylor January 13, 2014

wreck up from the neck up

a girl with a slammin' body but a face that would make small children cry.

"That girl's body is hot...I'd do her but she's a wreck up from the neck up!"

by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.

"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"

by GSDubs October 13, 2009

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021