THE WOOKIE

Be advised, your woman of choice for the night MUST have long hair in order to perform this procedure "the Wookie" correctly. Also, you must save 2-3 days worth of Splooge packed in your bal bag for this one.. As she is on her knees gagging on your bulbous shaft, you must simultaneously ejaculate on her face and in her mouth. It is imperative that you cover her forehead and both cheeks along with filling her mouth with your jizzum.. At the same time you must swiftly grab her hair and toss it over to cover her face completely. The hair should stick to your man juice instantly.. at this time she will try to cuss you out, but the cum in her mouth will force a gargle that will resemble Chubaca.. Enjoy!

Dude! call me Hans Solo.. Last night I Wookied my Bitch and Space Docked her to keep with the theme... THE WOOKIE was great!

by gofyourself October 31, 2008

woopinator

a water pipe,more commonly known as a bong use for smoking speed.

hey bro your woopinator wooped my but last night.

by glazinit September 10, 2011

Woogie Juggie

A gummie bear covered in lint.

"Sara ate all the Woogie Juggies after Gert ripped open the bag, and they fell on the floor. ioi"

by Woogie Juggie October 19, 2008

Woogie-Fry

v. - To administer euphoria and contradictory pain at the same time by using the four main fingers of the hand go under the tail bone of the said target and wiggling around while pushing up at the same time.

John - "No! Please don't woogie-fry me! Please!"
Jacob - "Sorry John! Wooooggieeee-frryyyyy!!"

Tom - "Wow, Bill gave me a woogie-fry so bad last night that it made me black out and I couldn't feel from the waist down.

by My principals a dick February 1, 2009

Wooie

A designated damsel, that has been targeted by a "Humble player" to be wooed, to the final effect of a full swoon.

This can be done in many ways, including the art of sensual massage, enticement of fulfilment and bondage to a chair.

Wooies are particularly drawn to badgers, and are known to enjoy the company of many a humble player.

A lady wooie the designated target

The art of Wooing to woo

Badger Porn

To make a lady swoon

by Sakura3 January 3, 2011

Woobilly twins

n. Full blood siblings whose ages are less than a year apart, yet are not true twins.

1. For being Woobilly twins, they are total opposites.

2. a) Aren't they the same age?

b) Only for 17 days of the year...

by Woobilly Beall November 27, 2011

Whoopi Pants

disposable bladder control undergarments, most recently those under the brand name "Poise" as seen in commercials featuring Whoopi Goldberg.

As in "Whoops, I just peed in my whoopi pants" Thank goodness for "Depends."

by djemcee September 1, 2011