Womper

An extremely large penis.

"Hey girl, do you want to get down with the womper?"

by Icy Black March 9, 2009

womper

a person who moves their arm up and down, womping while listening to dubstep. in addition to womping, they usualy trip on acid and/or other drugs. There are often pictures of neon lights, kaleidoscopes, glow sticks, and/or picures of themselves smoking. they usually tag themselves in pictures of them at a rave, even if only their finger is in the picture. they usually are very annoying and obnoxious people who sometime wear fuzzy boots and kandi bracelets.

Anna: hey Mariya you wanna go to skrillex this weekend?
Mariya: yea i'll buy the drugs! how many mg's you want?

Anna: enough to get me really fucked up, so we can take really cool pictures!
Mariya: Anna you're such a womper!

by conqueeftador24 December 16, 2011

wompanion

A female friend with whom a male spends significant amount of time. Describing someone as your "womanpanion" does not imply that any sort of sexual activity takes place.

A woman who is your companion. She is the counterpart to a manpanion (wompanion/manpanion relationship).

I'm grabbing dinner with my wompanion tonight. No she's not my girlfriend, she's just a very close friend.

by magbot February 19, 2013

wompus

A mythical creature that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, according to myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a consequence, the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.

That wompus is one mean sum bitch

by BlueWolf007 September 30, 2016

Wompucha's

Large breasts, big boobs

"That girl has a real nice rack, I don't know what I have to do to get me some Wompucha's like that!"

by Eliza West March 8, 2017

Wompus Noodle

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.

A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.

by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018

Wompa

Someone who does not get the "wompa-palooza" joke (no real joke). The inferior race when compared to its counterpart, the paloozas.

**there is no official way to spell "wompa" so spell it however you wish**

Ben is such a wompa dude! He doesn't even understand what wompapalooza is!

by Mr. 4th Place August 15, 2018