wunkle my uncle

When you want some someone to wake up and then beat up your uncle.

Guy 1:DARN DANGIT! GO WUNKLE MY UNCLE JARED!
Guy 2: Ok I shall have him down by 5:00!

by BadHeckingBobba March 12, 2018

winkler

A word used by mostly 10-13 year old boys which means small penis.

"Yo Albert"
"What's up Wilson?"
"You have a small winkler"
"I'm telling on you!"

by Lastryder April 12, 2009

wrinkle ranch

A bar or lounge in which older women go to pick up younger men.

Last night I was feeling like an older woman so my buddy and I headed over to the wrinkle ranch to find some action.

by Beaker411 February 11, 2006

Winkerbean

Name for a supposed friend who has anal intercourse with your dad.

Dude 1: Hey, I fucked your dad last night!

Dude 2: What the Fuck man!? You're such a Fuckin Winkerbean!!

Dude 1: Your dad fucks good man.

by DanG%25 February 12, 2008

wrinklebrain

One who is clever, intelligent, and quick on their feet. In contrast to a smoothbrain.

Andrew got an A in the hardest class in our school! He must be a true wrinklebrain.

by Kahni March 13, 2019

Winker

An attribute displayed by a psychotic individual, who, depsite immediate appearances, has no game. The winking cannot be controlled, and becomes a trademark for the individual. With enough time spent conversing with a Winker, their manipulative, lying, and psychotic habits become crystal clear, and begin to creep you out.

(insert name here) told me he was in love with me, and THAAAAT's why he was acting so crazy and OCD-ish. What a winker!

by the prettiest tornado November 7, 2010

captain winkie

a pet name for the one eyed monster

by somebody February 18, 2003