progressive wells

Well drinks served at a bar that become progressively more expensive as the day marches on.

Well drinks are 50 cents starting at 9 pm. Every half hour the price goes up by 25 cents. Progressive Wells.

by WhoCaresMrBean October 9, 2013

well-made

Anything that well constructed or skillfully built, usually this sentence belongs as a compliment

This film is very well-made!

by Lolitaismyrealname July 14, 2017

Well Ed

Colloquial euphemism for displaying such vivid emotions of euphoria, that one could reasonably assume the subject is frequently partaking in recreational hard drug use.

"Did you see Jerome fondling those teacup pigs, whilst simultaneously laughing hysterically? That guy was well ed”

by Thecityfarmer November 16, 2019

shartesian well

a manhole cover that oozes sewage

The lift station failed, resulting in several nearby shartesian wells flooding the streets with sewage.

by KylerLaird February 18, 2021

Health and wellness

Army/Military term: In BCT or AIT when there’s a (typically) an unannounced check on peoples room/lockers. The drill sergeants are suppose to be looking for mold, etc but they actually just throw everything around in your room in hopes they find food, vapes, etc.

Hey bro get rid of that vape by next week we overheard some drill sergeants talk about a health and wellness sometime next week

by thatf00 April 20, 2022

Well that’s depressing

When something or someone ruins your happiness.

When you order a chocolate milk shake at McDonald’s and they say that the machines broken
“Well that’s depressing”

by Casual peanut April 10, 2019

Mr Wells

An absolute radgie guy from billingham giving off little man big ego vibes.

Mr Wells is a danger to all also when playing nudgies uses Pro rugby skills to knock out the competition.

by Radgiefailure January 2, 2022