Mexican Wedding Cookies

The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm

describing something with a foul taste

Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies

Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!

by Pimp-c- May 3, 2008

Wedding raid

Where a wedding is raided by a gang,biker gang,gang bangers ect. who take the bride,brider's maid ect. away with them usually by force.

Let's have a wedding raid.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

Red Wedding

If you are unlucky enough that your wife's period lined up with your wedding night, while fucking through the bloodshed, pull your dick out and swing it so blood splatters everywhere.

Hotel Attendant: Sir, you owe us $2300 in damage charges from last night.

Husband: $2300 dollars?!?!? It was just a small Red Wedding!!

by Erk1 May 15, 2014

Weeding

The usually painful process of waxing one's bikini area

She had to go to the spa for a weeding before the party at the lake.

by flak4tex September 26, 2010

shotgun wedding

a redneck wedding in which at least 1 of3 males attending carries a shotgun to the wedding or some other firearm. Often results in drunken misfires killing guests. Usually held at trailer parks or farms. Often more than one person there is missing a limb from farming accidents, and almost none have all their teef.

Redneck 1:Little Billy Ray Joe Bob Jr. and Amanda Mae Sally Sue are having a shotgun wedding at his mamas trailer lot, hope none of tha guests git shot!

Redneck 2: yep. we betta bring our whiskey and huntin rifles...

by ArmyWife4Life May 25, 2006

Wedging

The act of telling people what another person is up to so that they know to steer clear of them.

We need to start wedging grandma away from Jim before he convinces her to give him 7 dollars. Tell her he's a 9/11 Truther and thinks the Monkeypox outbreak was a Russian plot.

by StewAnon Researcher February 24, 2023

Welington Wheelbarrow

John Perchiacca takes alittle boy, or Enzo, makes him go on his hands and knees. He then picks the boys legs up, puts his ankles under his arms, and puts his male reproductive organ in the boys anus. They walk around like that until the little boy has to poop on Johns very small organ.

John used the Welington Wheelbarrow on Little Jimmy before he got shot.

by Ray Davis IIIIII.5 July 26, 2003