A computer weasel (noun) - someone who lurks around the IC (or any university library) waiting to pounce onto any stray abandonned computer with all the skill and cunning of a weasel.
A - mate, I swear that guy behind me has been staring at me for the last 20 minutes. its really distracting.
B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.
B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.
by SUMHC syphilis January 17, 2011
Get the Computer Weaselmug. someone who, be it woman or man who loves to be in a mans pants , and to find the cock inside the trousers,
by imbent May 6, 2009
Get the trouser weaselmug. A sex position , when a dude is banging a chic doggie style and quickly goes for the double fish hook and switches to anal sex makes her squeak like a weasel
by Chopperdave631 January 27, 2010
Get the Squeaky Weaselmug. by Alex Wright October 12, 2005
Get the stepney weaselmug. A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.
Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
by Doucheperier February 19, 2010
Get the Goober-weaselmug. people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the stoplight weaselmug. by E7Li3 January 14, 2009
Get the weasel facedmug.