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B.A.T. wig

cosmetic-cranial-adaptor-device used to poorly disguise one's self in order to utterly fail at any attempt to extort another individual.
Hey, I heard you wore a B.A.T. wig to drop off some thumb drive.
by us national June 18, 2009
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Dirty wig shopper

Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it
„Rowan is a dirty wig shopper, he won’t show me his dick and I’m pretty sure he likes trannies
by WigShopper June 30, 2024
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Wig Fetish

A Wig fetish is having an obsession over wigs and having the desire to snatch them from someone's head.
-Example-

Michael: János look at her wig I would love to snatch it and run away
János: nah you wylin, you definitely have a wig fetish
by Lilnika123 July 2, 2024
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cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
by smartist June 10, 2008
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Wig-Worthy

When someones hair-do is so fabulous it would be a must have item for anyone balding or in lust for a better mane.
Bald Man 1 ~ Have you seen that Garys Bowl Cut?

Bald Man 2 ~ Yeah i know. Ive never seen a better head of hair.
Bald Man 1 ~ I would buy that head of hair.

Bald man 2 ~ Hes so Reem. Most definitley a wig-worthy
by LongLeg November 26, 2011
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fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.
There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.
by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018
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snazzy wigs

Snazzy wigs, only snazzy kids can wear them, they are very stylish.
Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Dude 1 “only snazzy kids wear the snazzy wigs!”
by Lea XD June 3, 2021
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