A first wife. You work out all the kinks with her so you'll have a happy marriage and life with your true soul mate.
She is usually cute, but lacks your level of: education, social standing, or wealth.
She is usually cute, but lacks your level of: education, social standing, or wealth.
Person 1: He married Jamishcha? Damn son, she's a hood rat! He could have done way better than that, he went to Harvard!
Person 2: It's ok, she's just a practice wife.
Person 2: It's ok, she's just a practice wife.
by S & Z Keeler August 21, 2008
Get the practice wifemug. The act of selling ones wife for money or services! Bringing her by a halter to a popular area in town for auction.
The following was an exchange between two New Hampshire gentlemen...wife selling at it's finest!
White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.
Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.
White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!
White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.
Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.
White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!
by Caswellianhero November 15, 2016
Get the wife sellingmug. In marriage, when a man refuses to engage with his wife in the same depraved sexual acts that they did early in the relationship. This is usually because he needs to think of her as a "respectable lady" and one does not do those sorts of things with someone you will bring home to that parents, or with the person who will be the mother of your children.
Wives whose husbands refuse to do anything but the most chaste (and infrequent) sex possible are said to have been "wife-zoned"
Wives whose husbands refuse to do anything but the most chaste (and infrequent) sex possible are said to have been "wife-zoned"
woman #1 "i just don't understand why my husband doesn't want to eat my pussy any more. He used to do it so much when we first met."
Woman #2: "honey, it means you've been wife-zoned"
Woman #2: "honey, it means you've been wife-zoned"
by mpwd August 24, 2012
Get the wife-zonedmug. Women grow their hair out for their weddings and afterward cut it off, sometimes donating it. This is a wife chop.
by Newlywed March 9, 2010
Get the Wife Chopmug. An event in which 2 or more people drive around in a second or third generation Pontiac Tans-Am or Chevy Camaro wearing wife beaters and aviators. This event typically involves listening to loud 1980's rock music and various types of careless driving.
by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011
Get the Wife Beatingmug. Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.
by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017
Get the wig wifemug. A girl who marries a member of your crew. Her loyalty resides with the members of the crew, above all other female affiliations.
Moostie and Greasy are a crew. Moostie marry's Blondie; Greasy dates Roxy. Blondie becomes friends with Roxy. Greasy and Roxy break up - Blondie is no longer friends with Roxy, because she is a Crew Wife.
by Bill Shatenkirk June 20, 2011
Get the Crew Wifemug.