coke whack

after doing blow, you bounce from the party early to go home and jerkoff.

Dude he needed it, he just left after hitting that line for an early evening coke whack.

by Shockpiece December 27, 2007

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Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

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cry whack

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying and using your tears as lubrication.

"Hey open your door and stop cry whacking Tim"
"Would you like some tissues with that cry whack?"

by Kaiser Solsay April 11, 2006

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Whack the haggis

Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.

Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''

by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009

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cross-whacked

Having the quality of being backward, tangled, disorganized, broken, or inane.

I was terrified by a mass Python installation marathon. Especially when having versions of 2.x and 3.x, python seems to get cross-whacked.

DUDE are you wires cross-whacked? I mean you put the egg straight in
the pudding without beating it?

Dude... This engrish/chinglish/spanglish manual for my computer is
totally cross-whacked.

Yo maaaaan help me out, I need to untangle these controllers, they're
totally crosswhacked...

God: "Haha, I'll make the left side of your brain control your right
side and the right hemisphere control your left side"
Adam: "That's totally cross-whacked"
God: "Oh and sugar will taste really good but be super bad for you."
Adam: "Wow... Thanks..."

by Micro Farad April 09, 2011

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