The time Seth is supposed to wake up

No earlier than 9:00am. The act of waking up any earlier is considered a war crime and is against banned by the Geneva convention. Deer like to sleep in as well.

The time Seth is supposed to wake up is 9.

by Skmj1221 November 7, 2020

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

Wakefield

The act of pissing on a high school student then sucking the piss out of their hair.

I was very angry today after I got wakefielded pretty good.

by Long Dongz March 11, 2010

wake-up

Poorly applied or unnatural looking make-up on an elderly womans face that resembles make-up seen on a dead person at their wake.

Did you see that nice wake-up application on that old lady?

by kit13 May 19, 2008

Joe Biden Wake Up

Joe Biden Wake Up, Joe Biden Wake Up

This is a message from muhammad to Joe Biden about 9/11, Joe Biden Wake Up

by Vet0z September 8, 2021

Wake N Mate

The act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. This chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already.

One jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot-ass women still sleeping. He wakes her up with a few kisses down her neck and whispers: "Hey babe, Let's Wake N Mate."

by Mikey Bartlett October 19, 2010

Wakelyn

The badest bitch around. She is absolutely gorgeous. She is a sweet yet sassy and will put you in your place. Never, under any circumstances, underestimate her. She can ruin your whole world with one look. She's defined as a sweet girl but she mot definitely has a wild side. Just get to know her and you'll be consumed with lust, love and desire to be just like this fiery ball of crazy fun.

1.) Who is that girl? She looks like a total Wakelyn.

2.) Whoa... did you know that Wakelyn had a wild side?

by ~Timeflies~Fireflies~ June 5, 2015