I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
Get the I think we can rule out a… mug.Wendybone (or “Willybone”) , another name for mort aka juniors assistant and creative partner /liaison
Willy Weiner is the youngest creative consultant this world has ever witnessed!
It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)
It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)
by XxMajesticallyImpossibleXx January 19, 2022
Get the Willy weiner mug.Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.
A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.
When compared with statements like:
Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.
it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.
How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.
Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.
If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.
Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.
When compared with statements like:
Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.
it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.
How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.
Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.
If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.
Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 21, 2023
Get the Weapons are humanitarian aid. mug.“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.
If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.
Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.
Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”
If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.
If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.
If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.
If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2022
Get the If…were a person mug.lemon pepper wet wings — A delicious food you can eat in Atlanta if you don’t care about your blood sugar, cholesterol, or longevity.
A recipe:
1) Dry the wings in a refrigerator over night for extra crispiness when fried.
2) Prepare the spice:
Lemon zest from six lemons
Orange zest from two oranges
The pressed garlic from one whole clove of garlic
Three grated onions: one purple; one white, and one yellow.
Dry the wet ingredients in a cast iron skillet and finished them in an oven on a low temperature on parchment paper before grinding them with the dried spices.
Cumin seeds
Coriander seeds (equal to the amount of cumin seeds you use)
cardamom seeds
Mustard seeds
Whole peppercorn mix hand ground with a small amount of sea salt
Grind ingredients together in a spice mill
clarified butter
Warm the clarified butter mixed with some olive oil. When it is heated, add the spice mix and allow the fragrances to come up. Here some people also add rock candy sugar, or jaggery and Indian ingredient until caramelized to sweeten the spice mixture.
Add the fried wings to this mixture hot from the fryer and toss them until the wings are evenly coated.
Be careful because if you eat these too often you will definitely get “the arthur, the pressure, AND the sugar”.
A recipe:
1) Dry the wings in a refrigerator over night for extra crispiness when fried.
2) Prepare the spice:
Lemon zest from six lemons
Orange zest from two oranges
The pressed garlic from one whole clove of garlic
Three grated onions: one purple; one white, and one yellow.
Dry the wet ingredients in a cast iron skillet and finished them in an oven on a low temperature on parchment paper before grinding them with the dried spices.
Cumin seeds
Coriander seeds (equal to the amount of cumin seeds you use)
cardamom seeds
Mustard seeds
Whole peppercorn mix hand ground with a small amount of sea salt
Grind ingredients together in a spice mill
clarified butter
Warm the clarified butter mixed with some olive oil. When it is heated, add the spice mix and allow the fragrances to come up. Here some people also add rock candy sugar, or jaggery and Indian ingredient until caramelized to sweeten the spice mixture.
Add the fried wings to this mixture hot from the fryer and toss them until the wings are evenly coated.
Be careful because if you eat these too often you will definitely get “the arthur, the pressure, AND the sugar”.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023
Get the lemon pepper wet wings mug.The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
Get the The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. mug.The Day We Could Have Stopped It! —
Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?
On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.
And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.
And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.
I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.
Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?
On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.
And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.
And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.
I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.
Wednesday May 31st 2023: The Day We Could Have Stopped It!” — scientist are warning that proposed Artificial Intelligence technology could cause the extinction of the human race.
And yet we persist in its development.
Didn’t anyone see the movie?
And yet we persist in its development.
Didn’t anyone see the movie?
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 31, 2023
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