When you carve a vagina sized canal into a mans large beard, and then stick your erect penis in the canal and have coitus with the beard. (coitus means sex)
Dude that man has a hole in his beard.
No no he has a viking beard.
Whats that?
Someone carved that hole and had sex with it.
OHHHH! COOL i wanna do that!
No no he has a viking beard.
Whats that?
Someone carved that hole and had sex with it.
OHHHH! COOL i wanna do that!
by dizzzlleedoozlledaz April 8, 2011
Get the Viking Beard mug.1."Dude. See that guy camping the next site over."
2."Yeah."
1."Dude. Hes a Viking or some shit. He was acting crazy."
2."Yeah."
1."Dude. Hes a Viking or some shit. He was acting crazy."
by Matt Fox February 28, 2005
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by dochydog August 28, 2016
Get the viking cat sex mug.This is a cool group in a roblox game called "prtty much evry bordr gam evr" unlike kc remember kids kc<vc
(Random noobie) Hey look some cool Viking Cheiftain's wow
(Fat wiggles) What Viking cheiftain's hey kc kill them!
(kc 1) gets killed by vc
(razzor) dies by bombing because kc is so bad at gliding
Stay mad noobs Order of the Viking Chieftains are the best!
(Fat wiggles) What Viking cheiftain's hey kc kill them!
(kc 1) gets killed by vc
(razzor) dies by bombing because kc is so bad at gliding
Stay mad noobs Order of the Viking Chieftains are the best!
by Sodaman123 August 27, 2021
Get the Order of the Viking Chieftains mug.a miserable tiny instrument that is highly popular but sounds like something is dying... everyone thinks these are the best instruments and take the most skill and patience. gets all the good parts, and takes all the glory from every single other section in the orchestra. *rolls eyes*
me: what's that noise?!?!?
everyone else: it's a violin concerto, i've never heard anything so beautiful in my whole life... *sighs in amazement*
me: wtf?!?! instruments aren't supposed to sound like that. it sounds like something's being tortured. besides me.
everyone else: it's a violin concerto, i've never heard anything so beautiful in my whole life... *sighs in amazement*
me: wtf?!?! instruments aren't supposed to sound like that. it sounds like something's being tortured. besides me.
by phantomess of the viola section August 30, 2008
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Get the viking mug.A)the violin can give a nice sound or sound like a dying cat
B)a very precious item that can cost up to a mill
C)the violin has 4 strings "e a d g"and a bow that has a large lock
of white hoers hairs that makes noise wen rubbed agents the strings
D)the hoers hairs break...a lot
G)the violin has two f holes on the sides...no they srly are fs
B)a very precious item that can cost up to a mill
C)the violin has 4 strings "e a d g"and a bow that has a large lock
of white hoers hairs that makes noise wen rubbed agents the strings
D)the hoers hairs break...a lot
G)the violin has two f holes on the sides...no they srly are fs
A)friend picks up violin i go ruing out side "put down my violin and come help me look for that kittay"
B)friend chips f hole "oh well i bet your just rentin...THAT COST 5000 BUCKS!!!"
D)"hey can i see you bow "ya shur but i forgot to loosen the hairs on the bow so dont pull at th...SNAP :*(
G)"dose the f holes like make the sound louder(facepalm)
B)friend chips f hole "oh well i bet your just rentin...THAT COST 5000 BUCKS!!!"
D)"hey can i see you bow "ya shur but i forgot to loosen the hairs on the bow so dont pull at th...SNAP :*(
G)"dose the f holes like make the sound louder(facepalm)
by nicoooooo July 11, 2010
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