Forgetful vegan

Someone who keeps forgetting that he is acting like he's a vegan..

The Forgetful Vegan......
"Man that sure was good pepperoni piz... Ahhh FUCK!
- Zach Galifianakis

by Yeahimcoollikethat November 10, 2010

Vegan G

A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.

I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.

by mr juggly April 12, 2013

Vegan Cupcake

During a MFF threesome; after pulling out of the vagina the man then cums around the outer edge of the lips, creating an icing like appearance. The other woman then licks off the cum/icing.

I had a threesome with my girl last night, and she was so into it she tried a vegan cupcake.

by FHisbuttbutt September 17, 2015

Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

Half Vegan

Half Vegan is when you only eat one type of meat and your on a vegan diet

Would you like some of this chicken “No thanks I’m Half Vegan

by Ash Jäger Main July 11, 2018

Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.

Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"

by Jonen MC June 5, 2018

Pseudo-vegan

A person who eats only plant based foods most of the time, but occasionally will eat animal products and meats precariously.

The pseudo-vegan had a few buffalo wings on his trip, but returned to his vegan lifestyle when he got back from his vacation.

by Pseudo-vegan May 20, 2018