secret vacation

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other

Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.

by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015

vacation dick

A big penis. Larger than a regular penis, one you probably wouldn't recieve on a night out or from your boyfriend.

"This dude I hooked up with had vacation dick!"

by jakehodges9 May 25, 2016

vacation dick

A really small penis

That dude has a vacation dick

by Cderf900 June 16, 2016

"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.

Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!

by QuacksO September 26, 2018

vacation dick

Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.

"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"

by Sassymolassy617 June 2, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is too big for Daly sex, but is very pleasurable from time to time.

Few your dick is huge, that is what you call a vacation dick.

by Dickamos June 17, 2016

vacation dick

The type of penis that is once in a year type. Opposite of "boyfriend dick" , the type you can take every day.

Girl i met this guy , he had a vacation dick it was so good, mandingo material!

by big dick weed racer eraser June 13, 2016