gravponic victory dance

a dance made when the editors on urbandictionary finally approve the word gravponics on their site. Since I have defined the word in its most basic form as it is just a portmanteau of 2 words. Ive also noticed that sometimes just because its funny they get approved.

When urban dictionary finally adds gravponics as a word on their site, i will dance around and sing i win, i win, i win, i win. That is the essence of the gravponic victory dance. Also see gravponics confusion and gravponics connundrum which also dont get approved no matter how funny i make these terms, urbandictionary wont approve it.

by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013

dubious victory

A questionable or suspect victory

Though the death of her husband was freeing, it was a dubious victory.

by LRaeH December 7, 2015

pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.

Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.

by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017

Trumpian Victory

Lies that make a defeat look like a victory.

The president claimed a Trumpian Victory even as his entire senior diplomatic staff testified about his criminal conduct regarding withholding funds from the Ukrainian government.

by Fuzzybuzzzz November 21, 2019

pete victory

a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost

originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out

“He came 3rd”
“Wtf? He’s telling everyone he won!”
“Ugh, he’s declaring a Pete victory?”

by gswan February 4, 2020

trumpic victory

When you claim victory & are sore about everyone denying your victory. Even though the reality is you lost. Despite doing everything possible, fair or unfair, to win.

The tangerine is claiming a trumpic victory.

by Ol'D. January 30, 2021

schumeric victory

Taking an easily won political victory when your party is in the majority, then instead of building on it and moving forward, you turn back and rat-fuck yourself, your party, and the people you represent.

Senate Majority Leader Schumer won the vote to call witnesses in Donald Trump's second impeachment, which would have been publicly devastating for the Republicans, and then turned it into a schumeric victory by deciding to call zero witnesses.

by Ian M. Noone February 13, 2021