Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008

Uncle Lee

verb - the act of backing out of your driveway, and smashing into a family member's car parked behind you.

Don't park behind him. He'll Uncle Lee your car in the morning.

by Yakodonk July 23, 2009

uncle bagel crisp

the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor

Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

undefined behavior

Undefined behavior results when programs attempt to do things for which the standard defines no semantics, and requires no diagnostic either. Examples include dereferencing invalid pointers and dividing by zero. Executing such programs may cause them to produce incorrect results, crash, silently "work", or even format the hard drive.

It is commonly joked that undefined behavior allows the compiler to insert code that will start a game of nethack.

by henke37 May 23, 2014

Uncle Tupelo

Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.

Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.

by False Aorta January 18, 2015

Uncle Kiss

When a girl doesn't want a guy to kiss her but he does anyway.

So the other day I was with Todd and he totally uncle kissed me. I was like can you not?

by Tim & Eleanor July 8, 2015

uncle cousin

person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings

My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.

by phillybuzz215 September 29, 2015