I bought some new shoes today." "I have two goldfish." "What?" "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about stuff no one cares about.
by davgoldfish August 10, 2011
A phrase used to signify a secondary round of bowel movements; usually occuring withing 3-5 minutes of wiping, flushing, and washing the hands.
Danny had just closed the bathroom door when his stomach rumbled again, causing him to turn around and say "uh-oh, round two..."
by mr. 123 February 04, 2010
A sith law making it so that there can never be more than two active sith at one time, one master, and one pupil. The rule was set in place by Darth Bane after he killed all the other sith.(Darth bane also started the tradition of prefixing sith names with "darth")
Darth Sideous only ever had one deciple at a time, first Darth Maul, then Darth Tyranus, then Darth Vader. Although he surounded himself with other Dark Jedi, there were only ever two Sith at one time, in accordance with the Rule Of Two.
by SlackerApathy August 19, 2005
When they pulled Saddam out of that spider hole they should have given him "two in the hat" and saved everybody a lot of time.
by Jake Snake February 01, 2006
When two rather slutty girls are sucking a male genital which is unkempt, in that it is full of hair.
Friend 1: "Dude last night I was laying in my bed anticipating on shaving my unkempt cack n balls, when 2 girls out of no where jumped on and administered two in the bush."
Friend 2: " Dude that shit is nasty bro."
Friend 2: " Dude that shit is nasty bro."
by Zayin is just sayin February 07, 2011
two's up is the act of slipping one in a lady friend whilst your friend does the same on another orifice
by nick williams January 13, 2009
A bob is slang for a British shilling. Two-bob means two shillings. There are twelve shillings in a pound. "Two bob" typically precedes an insult where you are essentially saying the person is worthless.
by 10iron February 04, 2019