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twilight

A fucking terrible book series made by some bitch. This book (I use the term "book" sparingly) is about a girl who falls in love with a pussy little vampire (he doesn't even have fucking fangs).

Loved by dumbass teenage girls everywhere because they don't know shit about literature.
"Hey man, have you read Twilight?"

"I'd rather get raped by a cactus"
by Master_Mind34 April 2, 2009
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twilight

And I will never see the sky the same way and
I will learn to say good-bye to yesterday and
I will never cease to fly if held down and
I will always reach too high cause I've seen, cause I've seen, twilight
by amyboop September 21, 2005
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twilight

Twilight is shit
by GryffindorA May 13, 2018
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Twilightitis

A mental condition, usually found in teenage girls, which causes them to have strange and erratic behavior for the sake of twilight.
John: Dude, did you hear about what my girlfriend did last night?
Bill: What happened?
John: She made out with a dog because it reminded her of Jacob Black.
Bill: Shit, that sucks, dude. Dump her; I think she has twilightitis.
by cadtel July 13, 2010
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twilight

an insult to authors everywhere. despite its lack of literary devices, figurative language, descriptive elements, and any talent, it is purely addicting due to the fact that it creates false hope worldwide for lonely, single teenage girls because it tells a tale of an irresistable vampire falling for an unnatractive human.

it is often compared to the harry potter book series, which is quite cruel because twilight obviously has no chance of winning and will never even come close to being as good as harry potter.

j.k. rowling, author of harry potter, has become a success due to skill and ingenius writing.
stephenie meyer was lucky, and obviously had some strings pulled when she managed to get it published.

AND THE TWILIGHT MOVIE OPENING IN NOVEMBER CAUSED WARNER BROTHERS TO PUSH BACK THE RELEASE DATE OF HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE ALL THE WAY TO JULY AND THATS JUST NOT FREAKING FAIR!!!!!!
in twilight, if edward cullen= cedric diggory, and cedric diggory< peter pettigrew, and peter pettigrew< voldemort, and harry potter> voldemort, then edward cullen< harry potter.
by mkafhiktjn April 13, 2009
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Twilighter

a hardcore fan of the ever-popular book series twilight.
Person - z0mg i l0v3 tWiLiGhT!111ONE!!1!!1!ONEONE!!1!shift!!!23!#!

Me - u Ar3 s0o0o0o0o0o0o0o a TWILIGHTER nao!!1@$!$@#!!1!!
by sarah delana August 25, 2008
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twilighted

to take something previously cool and/or dark and mass share/produce it and completely ruin the fun/coolness of it,
like taking a dark murderous creature like a vampire and throwing glitter on them and spreading them around the tween world. They twilighted the Konami code by spreading it around as the facebook trick and "omg it will totally work, if it does repost this!."
by tatertotpixie November 17, 2009
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