tony turtle

The most adorable innocent cute charming person on this planet also known as tony perry the guitarist for the glorious bands Pierce the veil :)

PTV fan1:why is tony turtle so fucking cute
PTV fan2: because he is the cutest man alive simple

by ;-; I'm awkward AF ;-; March 26, 2018

Mountain Turtle

A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.

I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.

by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019

Jisoo Turtle Rabbit Kim

Jisoo Turtle Rabbit Kim is the full name of Jisoo from BLACKPINK. She is a goddess.

-Hey who is your bias in BLACKPINK?
-Jisoo Turtle Rabbit Kim

by Rosie Rayu March 1, 2021

Sperm turtleing

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!

That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried

by P'dusse July 3, 2022

punt out a turtle

To defecate.

I'm going to be late, got to punt out a turtle.

by Private Gomer Pyle May 13, 2010

Bishop in a turtle neck

An un-circumsized penis

My penis looks like a bishop in a turtle neck.

by heyheybaybay123456789 February 2, 2012

mutant ninja turtles

If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.

Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented

by Dognapp May 15, 2016