Turkey Balls

When a man's nutsack looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey's neck

As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls

by Coneja July 7, 2009

Go Turkey

To go your hardest, going 1,000 percent.

Yo nigga that party tonight is gonna be dope let's get geeked up and Go Turkey!

by C-Side Tha Miracle August 7, 2009

turkey dump

Mostly in Canada, when a girlfriend or boyfriend comes back from uni/collage and they dump you over the thanksgiving weekend. Usually because they've met someone at uni/collage.

"My weekend sucks"
"why? its Thanksgiving aren't you thankful that you still have your girlfriend?"
" No man, she turkey dumped me!"
" lame. hope the mash potatoes and gravy sticks on her"

by Jillfer January 23, 2009

Turkey Butt

A person who is so stupid and silly yet adorable at the same time. Someone you just can't stay angry with.

*Whitney makes jerkish but funny comment*
Mary: Whitney you are such a turkey butt!

by JibberJabberJib July 20, 2011

crotch turkey

A sexually transmitted disease.
Also crotch turkeys.

That girl is prime territory for crotch turkeys.

by Kara October 20, 2003

turkey timers

A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.

There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.

Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.

by Farlig November 28, 2007

You a Turkey

the person calling you a turkey is basically saying you a bitch , go getcho lick back.

jamal: Yo mom fat ash dickhead.

James: ….

Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.

by PhillyslangBox April 6, 2022