Turtle Nuts

A word to describe your testicles when they shrivel up and get hard. Like a turtle's shell.
Man, it's freezing out here! I got turtle nuts!
by Wezal June 27, 2019
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Turtle poop

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum
by KD1234123 December 17, 2016
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wild turtle

the act of entering the turtle exhibit of your local zoo, and waving your penis around for the turtles to nip at.
I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!
by WildTurtle69 February 15, 2014
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Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
by Big Lex May 26, 2014
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turtle-rat

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.
by BigDonSpl February 05, 2010
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Turtle Beach

A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.

Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.

Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.

Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.

Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.

Awesome when opponents don't.
"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"

"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
by SupraBro-93 February 09, 2010
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Turtle Tank

When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.
John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.
by Hobo Baggins December 15, 2009
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