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1. Matthew Inman, writer for the hilarious "The Oatmeal" website, as described by a nonfan on May 21, 2011. This is the opinion of merely one man, an employee at Lowe's who apparently enjoys his life of selling toilets and driving forklifts inside giant warehouses, seeing as The Oatmeal is the worlds leading source in 3rd grade humor and grammar awareness.
2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D
2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D
1. "I am too stupid to understand your sense of humor. Thus, you are officially an 8x10 Toolshed."
2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."
2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."
by swall67 July 9, 2011
Get the 8x10 Toolshed mug.guy in stall 1: "hey man your awfully quiet over there"
guy in stall 2: "sorry bro, I was tooping my girlfriend"
guy in stall 2: "sorry bro, I was tooping my girlfriend"
by cowboys24fan November 5, 2010
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Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.
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Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.
by Papua New Guinea Pig August 13, 2011
Get the Tootsie Rolled mug.When a sexual partner is licking a mans “tootsie pop” or penis and then he asks how many licks till you get to the center of my tootsie pop, the woman then licks the mans penis 3 times then proceeds to chomp down on the mans penis, causing him great pain but squeezing the cum, or center of the tootsie pop out.
Friend 1: “Hey I heard that Katie discovered how many licks it takes to get to the Center of the Tootsie Pop.”
Friend 2: “Ya, she left teeth marks and it hurt like a bitch but man did she find that center good!”
Friend 2: “Ya, she left teeth marks and it hurt like a bitch but man did she find that center good!”
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