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Walrus

A walrus is a magnificent animal with two large tusks and lots of whiskers. A walrus is big and strong, but also gentle, except for when a seal passes nearby. Walruses usually live on icebergs in packs.
"Look, there's a walrus on the iceberg!"
by Melbournetram August 25, 2021
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To walrus

To Walrus: The art of drinking two drinks at the same time, with a straw in each drink.
Hey man, are you really going to WALRUS those vodka-orange juices??

-Yeah, you know how I be
by DatBootygoonBoi March 24, 2018
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The Walrus

When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.
“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”
by Technobri December 3, 2020
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Obey The Walrus Syndrome

A video that is only scary or disturbing thanks to one single element used in the video, typically music.

This can be demonstrated by changing the music in the original "Obey The Walrus" video to something more upbeat and happy. The video loses it's "scariness" and just becomes a random set of unrelated footage with some pop songs over it.
Person A: dude this video I found on Reels is so fucking scary, look at this.

Person B: that's only scary because of the music, proper Obey the Walrus Syndrome there buddy.
by rollacethejazzmaster October 8, 2025
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dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014
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Walrus

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.

It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”

“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”

“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
by Plurman July 4, 2024
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Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.
Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024
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