ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

Thoughts on this? 🤔

He wasn't wrong to want to fuck. He was under the misapprehension that your relationship was progressing towards something and you not fucking him recontextualizes that entirely. Who did you fuck immediately after that? How fat was his cock? How did that relationship go?

Hym "MY thoughts on this? 🤔 Welp... In part, the guy or guys in general are under some sort of misapprehension. So... Did you NOT FUCK your friend... Because you were waiting to find a fat-cock... And then when the opportunity arose... You fucked the fat-cock? Because that's what I think. Like, if that guy had stayed around... What would have happened?"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

mix your thoughts in my business

To get into other persons' work and share their thoughts and opinion about it.

Hey let me do my work. Don't mix your thoughts in my business

by Mr. handy dictionary July 4, 2014

thought daughter

Trend on TikTok. It's based off the outdated "would you rather have a thot daughter or a gay son?" question but go off queens

I'm such a thought daughter

OMG! You so are

Bye.

by Yourpapalover April 16, 2024

Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase often used as an insincere or superficial gesture, implying concern without offering tangible support or action. This phrase is particularly used by public figures and officials, in response to tragedies or disasters.

“During the out-of-control wildfires in Jasper, Alberta, the premier, Danielle Smith, offered 'thoughts and prayers' to those who had lost their homes, but many residents felt this was an empty gesture without any real plan for recovery or assistance."

by lilacburn July 26, 2024

thought poacher

A thought poacher consciously takes someone's thought and presents it as though it is their own. To poach a thought, one must be aware of its source when elocuting it.

"She stole my hep idea, that dag-blasted thought poacher."

by shadyladyk February 11, 2010

Thottie thoughts

Deep abnormal thoughts. Usually thought of when high or buzzed. Can consist of sex, murder, love, etc.

Bruh if God created the heavens and the universe then who created God?

Bruh... You having some thottie thoughts nigga damn

by When I was. A young boy October 13, 2015