cream pants

To jizz your pants, u finish your pants when someone gets u aroused, Jizzing your pants when ur excited

dude! i totally just jizzed myself when sally rubbed my leg! Yeah dude, i just finished without getting my jeans even off!
I cant belive i cream pants myself when sally made out with me

by Tyler sexybeast#1 April 30, 2008

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egg cream

verb; to ejaculate and vomit on someone simultaneously.

"Slow down," Ned said, "I'm going to egg cream!"

by Bleccch November 02, 2006

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Strawberry Creams

(British Slang)
a woman's chest or breasts.

Sir English: 'check out that girl across the room'
Zak: 'Ya, what about her?'
Sir English: 'jolly...what lovey strawberry creams she's got on her'

by Lordie English February 04, 2010

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Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports to school, to being awesome. If someone says you're the cream of the crop, then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler then everyone else.

When your Urban Dictionary definition implements accurately spelled words, you're going to find it will have a greater chance at becoming recognized within the cream of the crop on the web site's most highly regarded definitions.

by ENGLAB March 01, 2017

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Creamed corn

The result of a sexual act where the man ejaculates inside the anal cavity of another individual who has recently consumed large amounts of corn. Some undigested corn will mix with the semen and thus stick to the man's penis when extracted, creating creamed corn.

Mark: "Dude, I did Melissa in the stink yesterday, but ended up with creamed corn"

John: "Nice! Did she eat it afterwards?"

by Flaskekopp June 27, 2011

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