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Wii Sports Resort

The better alternative to Wii Sports, it’s main menu fucking slaps, and it has doggy frisbee, you can’t beat that
by CircleBox- July 24, 2021
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Mario Kart Wii

A mario kart game that is one the wii, yet incredibly sweaty and competitive.
its so competitive getting first place without using the overpowered af funky kong or daisy is a monumental achievement. i like the game but its so sweaty jeez
Troy: My favourite mario kart is mario kart wii
Me: It's the only one i have played so it's my favourite
by vakismithy September 3, 2018
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wii have a problem

When something breaks or goes wrong during the use of a Nintendo Wii. The term originated when handstraps broke and people started breaking their stuff when a controller went flying...
Person B is playing a Wii.
*CRASH*
Person A: What was that?!
Person B: Uhh, Wii have a problem. See that window over there...?
Person A: Why is there a BIRD in here?
by cooljdude August 22, 2007
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Wii-B-Q

A Bar-B-Q sheduled and planned around the presence of a Nintendo Wii. Often including events like Wii sports, or Mario Party.
Dude you should have come out last night, we ended up haing a Wii-B-Q
by Markert December 28, 2008
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Mario Kart Wii

The 6th mario kart game. If you couldn't tell if is on the Wii. It was realeased in 2008

It introduced the Wii wheel which was basically a plastic wheel that you put on your remote. This idea was a big success with the casual market and became is the most popular mario kart game. It had some new ideas like tricks and bikes. You can also get the very controversial thunder cloud item

Despite this is has some very advanced competitive mechanics for example shortcuts that require skill to perform like the grumble volcano rock hop. This has kept the game alive and many people still play it today

The online mode has shut down but the is a custom server called wimmifi. If you join a game you will see a lot of funky kongs on flame runners and daisies on mach bikes. This is because those are the most overpowered loadouts. Everyone jokes that it should be called funky bike wii

The is many more with the biggest by far being CTGPR by which has the ability to play custom tracks online
Mario kart wii was a fun game
by Pineapple840 February 10, 2021
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group sesh on the wii

gregory: "hey, wanna have a group sesh on the wii this weekend?"
bart: "dude wtf, you should know i'm straight"
by baguette217 December 21, 2021
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Poor Kid's Wii

Watching music videos online and trying to dance along with the moves.
I spent all night YouTubing Michael Jackson videos to play Poor Kid's Wii.
by darthslater February 18, 2012
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