The Suitor Effect

Rapid loss of braincells due to association. May experience random outbursts of running as-well

Man you’ve been slow today are you experiencing “The Suitor Effect”?

by Mastercard December 13, 2021

The Axe Effect

What happens when you wear Axe.

Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.

Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect

Do not press the button down all the way.

PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.

TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.

FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.

by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005

the playingo effect

The term used for people that you get the slightest contact with them (even by looking at pictures of them is enough) gets you an increased chance (100%) of autism

i think he got the playingo effect be aware

by AtiPLS December 30, 2017

The Banana Effect

When a kidney stone is large enough to destroy a penis, in a fashion similar to parting banana peels.

"OH GOD" "...his penis has undergone the Banana Effect."

by milotictear July 22, 2009

The Fumunda Effect

This is what happens when you shit you pants, at work, and it ends up costing you $21 because your mom is working and your grandma has to go to Wal-Mart to get you a new pair of pants and boxers.

Fumunda: I shit myself at work!
Mom:What do you want me to do about it?
Fumunda: Bring me some new clothes!
Mom: Your grandma is at Wal-Mart, I'll call her and have her bring you some.
Fumunda: Damn! That's gonna cost me!
Mom: Well, you shouldn't have shit yourself.
Fumunda: I am gonna call this the Fumunda Effect!

by Fumunda May 8, 2006

The Karl Effect

When the influencer Karl Jacobs is able to change everything about you to become more like him.

Person 1: Have to seen Chris?
Person 2: Yeah, he got hit by the Karl Effect.

by THEBIGKNOWN January 7, 2023

The Butterfly Effect

A band from Brisbane, Australia that has not made a wrong move in making songs as of yet. All great songs.
Best songs include 'Crave' 'One Second of Insanity' 'Black Lung' 'Always'.

No example.

by Luke Dyson March 15, 2004