Crispy

When something isn't legit.... its CRISPY

J: dawg i got soo high yesterday
F: word man thats CRISPY!
J: ya EYAWWW
F:EYAWWWW

by EYAWWWW123 June 05, 2010

Crispy

(programming, especially in relation to database query languages): a query is 'crispy' if it will technically run in a database, but it is extremely over-done and unnecessarily confusing.

He got the right answer, but that query sure is crispy.

by BlazingGardener February 22, 2024

Crispy

When your parents or someone old gets baked or high

Mom are you crispy?

by Emu42069 January 03, 2018

Crispy

Pretty cheeky/sick

Person 1: bruh he just did a double backflip
Person 2: yo that’s crispy

by Fatherrizzmas January 16, 2023

crispy

The adjective used to describe Colonel Sanders in recent KFC commercials

Colonel Sanders: Extra crispy Colonel Sanders here with extra crispy chicken

by CrispDrakeHypeness July 21, 2016

crispy

Noun. A can of beer.

Yo, bro, toss me a crispy.

by Bruce H-let December 13, 2007

crispy

An endearing term for being a bit weird, wild and chaotic. Not fully cooked, just a little crispy.

Kimbo was so crispy on the weekend

by MessT August 17, 2022