Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

by © September 7, 2023

chico cough

That mysterious cough that every Chico state student has had before, because the Chico state study body is riddled with disease.

Did you hear about Frankie having Chico cough and giving it to Tess?

by Twidledee May 4, 2023

Wim cough

When you are smoking marijuana and over-oxygenate so you can hold your breath for a long time. Usually involving cold weather or ice bongs.

Load up the bong and start breathing so we can get a wim cough going.

by Allegorycorey October 31, 2023

Coughing Cavity

When a woman has a cold and can't stop coughing while giving a blowjob.

Last night my woman almost nipped my hang dang off while I was in the coughing cavity.

by Lilboyblue62 October 21, 2020

P.A.R.E cough

The cough one requires after running the P.A.R.E Test.

I can’t stop coughing after the P.A.R.E Test: it’s he P.A.R.E cough.

by Alicat1994 December 21, 2021

cough

coughing: - weird force choking that can cause death (michael hutchence).
Characterised by an attack of the adam's apple.
Force choking being a lack of air, oxygen and love.

I was doing a cough (forced choked) on cam today. I thought that it was a blockage my airwaves however my doctors were not advanced and didn't understand what it was.

by steven.g.y January 4, 2022

Fein cough

A heavy cough with lots of weird tasting phlegm after vaping for a while.

ever since i started vaping, I’ve had super bad fein coughs

by bababsjjibby April 26, 2024