Vanessa Wasted

The symptoms of getting Vanessa Wasted are getting kicked out of the club, projectile vomiting every five minutes, showing your ass to at-least half the city, blacking out, inability of making a sentance, and severe amnesia.

Person 1: Yo bro why do I smell like garbage?
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.

by Arfarfarf September 21, 2012

embryo wasted

The act of getting so drunk, you pull a lucy and pass out in any given spot.

Dude, I got so embryo wasted last night, I passed out face down in a lawn.

by kenluckatal November 29, 2012

waste-acetid

Condition of being so incredibly drunk that you cannot function, perform any action, or speak successfully. originated in detroit area, MI

pernounced Ways-tasted

hey yo im waste-acetid! i cannot even fuggin consintrate on wutever im fuggin bou fi negg shha bit, ya know?

by ulambator January 30, 2008

Coffee wasted

When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".

"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"

Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"

by pishposhsloshed October 24, 2012

waste of shit

A person or thing I'm lacking quality and or not exceeding expectations

When you buy an item or service and the item or service is lacking in getting its job done you know most of the next gen consoles those are waste of shit things are not made like they used to be used in a sentence
1) that weed delivery service was a waste of shit I ordered golden glue and I got tobacco
2) bro did you get the new Xbox One nah man my last one was a waste of shit so I just build a PC

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 8, 2018

Blacho Wasted

The act of getting so drunk that you face plant multiple times, black out heavily, try to fight every living thing and then ending your night by crying for no reason.

Steve: Dude you were sooo drunk last night!

Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!

Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!

by Kyle man November 15, 2012

Lucy Wasted

Insanely drunk to the point of foaming at the mouth. You drank Waaayyyyyyy too much.

"Are you drunk right now?"
"Man, I'm past drunk, I'm Lucy Wasted."

by nothing better to do April 17, 2015